happily confused
I'm different
i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
(Source: wallylives, via logicisnegligible)
Things that make me fall asleep really fast.
- when someone hums quietly.
- when my hair gets played with.
- when someone whispers a story to me.
- when someone traces my skin.
- chloroform.
(Source: following-moons, via logicisnegligible)
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
(via logicisnegligible)
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
(via emo-mazing)
basically all my sentences start with one of these
- ok so
- basically
- omg
- no but seriously
- actually
- ok
- wow
- ok wow (or wow ok)
- wait
- but wait
- no wait
- wait what
- guys
- oh wow
- so like
(Source: cowboybeboop, via emo-mazing)
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
(via emo-mazing)
no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money
(Source: barrowmans, via i-love-penguins01)
I’m scared to return my library book like there’s going to be people there
