i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked
Things that make me fall asleep really fast.
- when someone hums quietly.
- when my hair gets played with.
- when someone whispers a story to me.
- when someone traces my skin.
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
basically all my sentences start with one of these
- ok so
- no but seriously
- ok wow (or wow ok)
- but wait
- no wait
- wait what
- oh wow
- so like
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money
I’m scared to return my library book like there’s going to be people there